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Humorous
Quotes By Robert Orben
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
— Robert Orben |
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Illegal
aliens have always been a problem in the United
States. Ask any Indian.
— Robert Orben |
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
— Robert Orben |
| Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
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| I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
— Robert Orben |
| More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
— Robert Orben |
| Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
— Robert Orben |
| Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
— Robert Orben |
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